10 Rules that all Dog’s Follow
1) Bark loudly at the door until you are allowed out. Once out, bark loudly to come back in again. 2) If you need to be sick, make sure you’re as far from the door as possible, preferably on a deep-pile carpet. 3) Make sure your favourite ball is well and truly slimy before you deposit it on masters or mistresses’ lap to throw it for you. 4) Put on your best ‘starving’ expression and whine whenever ANYONE is eating. 5) Make sure to play enthusiastically with your noisiest squeaky toy during the best part of every film your owners…
