A Cat’s Eye View of the World

If it’s bigger than you, try to catch it unawares by dropping on it from above.
If it’s smaller than you, and preferably runs, it is there for your amusement.
If it’s female, it’s worth loudly singing to in the dead of night.
If it’s interesting, it’s probably smaller than you and preferably running. (See No 2)
If it’s dirty and horrible, it has absolutely NOTHING to do with you.
If it barks, only attack when it is asleep. Unless it’s smaller than you.
If it feeds you well, tolerate it.
If you find it, torment then kill it.
If you feel sick, it will pass with the hairball or the feathers.
If it’s none of the above, leave it to lesser species to deal with it.