A Humorous Guide to your Eye Color
Did you know that the color of your eyes says a lot about your Personality? Let’s make this more interesting by saying it’s an article to share with friends and a few drinks.
If you’ve not already had too much to drink to even know what color your eyes are, see if you recognize yourself…
If your eyes are:
Blue: You are energetic, open, gentle and sensitive. As such, you’ll probably get walked over and put on all your life. Your memory is quite poor, so it’s okay, you won’t remember.
Hazel: You are intellectual and ambitious, and never timid. You manage to keep your temper under control. You are also adventurous and love to experiment, so you’ll be very popular as easy to persuade.
Dark brown: You are practical, sensible and cautious, with intense emotions. You are not the best person to cross, and easily fly off the handle. Have you still got any friends left to enjoy a drink with?
Pale blue/grey: You are a peace loving person with low energy levels. You manage to keep your moods well balanced, and have a lot of self control. On the other hand, you can seem so cold you probably don’t need to blow out your candles on your birthday cake, you can just freeze them.
Green: You are creative and imaginative, and put a lot of passion into your relationships. Curious and intelligent, nevertheless you can be very vain. Your eyes are not like a cat’s for nothing, your aloofness and pride can make you very irritating.
Yellow and strangely shaped: Take out the designer contact lenses, you fool.
Red: You’ve already had far too much to drink.