1) Do you want to pat, cuddle and play with your pet?

2) Are you a person who enjoys long walks while throwing sticks to be retrieved?

3) No matter your intention, the dog soon lives on your furniture and bed.

4) He might begin with a masterful name, but it soon becomes ‘Sweetie’, ‘Ouchy Coochie’ ‘Babykins’ or the like. He doesn’t mind.

5) When he gives you ‘that look’, your heart melts.

6) He might smell a bit ‘doggie’ but it’s a smell you couldn’t live without.

7) No matter what he does wrong, his sorrowful look lets him get away with anything.

8) If you have to tell him off, you feel bad about it forever after. He’s probably forgotten it long ago.

9) You understand his expressions and believe he is talking to you. You love him as much as he loves you.

10) You wouldn’t change him for the world. You don’t understand Cat people.