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Communicating with your Cat. What is he trying to tell you?

Communicating with your Cat. What is he trying to tell you?

1) Your cat will glance at you as you come through the door. If he’s in. He doesn’t care where you’ve been as long as you went to get something for him, but you’d better not even try to go out again. And what have you bought him? 2) When the cat saunters over with a particularly superior look on his face and slowly climbs onto your knee, he wants some attention. Make the most of it. If you don’t please him the claws will appear. 3) The cat will sit in front of you and stare, Woe betide you…

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10 Questions that Confuse the World

10 Questions that Confuse the World

1) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things there, and drink whatever comes out ?” 2) What the Hell made someone first roll up some leaves, set fire to them, then put the end in their mouth to inhale the smoke ? 3) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 4) Why do they persist in putting up “No Fouling” signs, when it’s pretty obvious that dogs can’t read? 5) If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about…

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Role Models for Children

Role Models for Children

All good books contain role models that the reader strives to be like, and this is especially the case in children’s books. Children are like sponges who soak up everything around them, and when it comes to books they don’t just read them, they live them. They like to read about characters who have to face hard tasks, make difficult decisions, and who contribute greatly to achieving necessary aims. This is never more so than in fantasy books where worlds depend on the achieving of key tasks by brave adventurers. These characters usually have traits that the children already admire,…

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What Do Cat’s Love?

What Do Cat’s Love?

1) The best food money can buy. Tomorrow it won’t be good enough, but today it will do. 2) Toys. The type that try to run away and take some time to ‘break’ and stay still… 3) Being master of their own destiny and only venturing out via the catflap when they feel like it. 4) Their favourite places to lounge, sleep and preen. Punishing you if you even consider going near it. 5) Their importance as a Super-Being never being questioned. 6) Sleeping all day if they feel like it. Do NOT disturb them. 7) Treats of the most…

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What Do Dog’s Love?

What Do Dog’s Love?

What Do Dog’s Love? 1) Food. Any food. Their nose in a dish. Eating. Anything… 2) Fun, games, toys. Anything that gives them attention from you. Especially toys. 3) Walkies! Any time or weather. Sniffing at everything they pass. 4) Choosing their favourite furniture, and roughing it up a bit so it feels like it belongs. 5) Staring at you. Sometimes with no reason at all, but mainly if you appear to be eating anything. 6) Sleeping in a favourite spot with one ear up so they don’t miss anything. 7) Treats. Even if they have to pretend to learn…

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Independence Day 4th July 2024.

Independence Day 4th July 2024.

The Fourth of July—also known as Independence Day, has been a federal holiday in the United States since 1941, but the tradition of Independence Day celebrations goes back to the 18th century and the American Revolution. When the initial battles broke out in April 1775, few colonists desired complete independence from Great Britain, and those who did were considered radical. By the middle of the following year, however, many more colonists had come to favor independence, thanks to growing hostility against Britain and the spread of revolutionary sentiments. On July 2nd, 1776, the Continental Congress voted in favor of independence,…

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Are You a Cat Person?

Are You a Cat Person?

1) Do you want a pet who needs little attention? 2) Are you happy to point out the catflap if he wants to go out? 3) If he has special places to sit or sleep, do you ensure they’re always free for his use? 4) He doesn’t really respond to any name, but you give him a godlike one anyway. 5) If he gives you ‘that look’, you run for cover. 6) He keeps himself impeccably clean. You just have to move his hairballs. 7) He never does anything wrong. You are wrong to believe he has. 8) You can…

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Are You A Dog Person?

Are You A Dog Person?

1) Do you want to pat, cuddle and play with your pet? 2) Are you a person who enjoys long walks while throwing sticks to be retrieved? 3) No matter your intention, the dog soon lives on your furniture and bed. 4) He might begin with a masterful name, but it soon becomes ‘Sweetie’, ‘Ouchy Coochie’ ‘Babykins’ or the like. He doesn’t mind. 5) When he gives you ‘that look’, your heart melts. 6) He might smell a bit ‘doggie’ but it’s a smell you couldn’t live without. 7) No matter what he does wrong, his sorrowful look lets him…

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10 Rules all Cats Follow

10 Rules all Cats Follow

1) Ensure there are no closed doors in the house. If any are, stand on hind legs and scratch it loudly. Once opened, it isn’t necessary to use it. 2) If you have applied Rule1 to an outside door, stand neither in nor out while you ponder the vagaries of life. Particularly in Winter. 3) If your slave is reading, try to lie across the object of attention. If not possible, you can always try to shred it. 4) Slaves must be trained as soon as you deign to live with them. Remember, a trained slave makes a happy cat….

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