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More humour from your pets.

More humour from your pets.

A DOGGY DICTIONARY ‘NO’    Means, if you give them ‘that look’, put your head on one side and make a cute noise, you can do it. ‘LEAD’  Is a length of leather or chain than lets you take your owners where you want to go. ‘DEAFNESS’      A malady that affects you if told to do something you don’t like. ‘SIT’ or ‘SHAKE PAW’ has the same meaning. Play thick for a while, and then you will be well rewarded when complying with the words. ‘DOG BED’       Is anything extremely comfortable that you can get away with lying on. ‘STAY’  Means…

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Truth behind the Nursery Rhymes we grew up with. 

Truth behind the Nursery Rhymes we grew up with. 

Little Jack HornerSat in the corner,Eating his Christmas pie;He put in his thumb,And pulled out a plum,And said, “What a good boy am I!” The story behind this rhyme is said to be that the “Jack” mentioned was actually Thomas Horner, a steward to Richard Whiting, the abbot of Glastonbury. The abbot sent Horner to London with a Christmas pie for King Henry VIII. The deeds to twelve manor houses were hidden in the pie.  The abbot did this in an attempt to ingratiate himself with the king during the Dissolution of the Monasteries. On his trip to London, Horner…

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How your Four Legged Friends React to Burglars

How your Four Legged Friends React to Burglars

Shi-tzu “Oh Daarling. Just get on with it, but please do it quietly and don’t disturb my beauty sleep. Border Collie Into that corner,  now, over there. Stay in line. DO AS YOU’RE TOLD!” Rottweiler “Oh yes. Come on in. Make my day punk.” Labrador Are you going to play with me? Are you, huh? Will you? Will you, huh? Will you??! Hound Dog ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Pointer “I see a burglar, look, he’s there. Look! There, right there!” Greyhound “If he doesn’t have floppy ears, and isn’t running, what’s the point of chasing him?” Poodle “You’d better not ruffle my new…

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Interested in a guide to help you recognise the zodiac sign of all drivers?

Interested in a guide to help you recognise the zodiac sign of all drivers?

ARIES Speeding red sports car passing all lines of traffic to lead the way. TAURUS Stubbornly determined driver in a sensible car ensuring no-one can pass but refusing to go any faster.  GEMINI Driver gesturing with both hands in the air, both feet on the accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in the back seat . CANCER Moody driver snapping at kids in the back, wishing they could be a million miles away somewhere peaceful. LEO Egotistical driver checking hair, face, gorgeousness in the mirror as they drive an expensive car. VIRGO Driving very carefully and precisely, but still able…

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10 things to know about your Cat

10 things to know about your Cat

1)         An Aquarium makes a perfect interactive Playstation game for your cat. 2)         Cats always know exactly how you are feeling. They don’t care, but they know. 3)         A cat’s wisdom is far superior to that of any ancient Philosopher, and they have been worshipped for just as long. 4)         Cats know from instinct exactly what time their owners want to wake up. They wake them up about an hour sooner. 5)         If something is on the floor, it’s a cat toy. If it looks suitable but isn’t on the floor yet, it soon will be. 6)         Though some people…

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10 Questions that Confuse the World

10 Questions that Confuse the World

1) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze those dangly things there, and drink whatever comes out.” 2) What made someone first roll up some leaves, set fire to them, then put the end in their mouth to inhale the smoke? 3) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 4) Why do they persist in putting up “No Fouling” signs, when it’s pretty obvious that dogs can’t read? 5) If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? 6)…

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