What do Dog’s love?
1) Food. Any food. Their nose in a dish. Eating. Anything. 2) Fun, games, toys. Anything that gives them attention from you. Especially toys. 3) Walkies! Any time or weather. Sniffing at everything they pass. 4) Choosing their favourite furniture, and roughing it up a bit so it feels like it belongs. 5) Staring at you. Sometimes with no reason at all, but mainly if you appear to be eating anything. 6) Sleeping in a favourite spot with one ear up so they don’t miss anything. 7) Treats. Even if they have to pretend to learn new tricks to get…
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Here is some Light Entertainment for those who share their lives with Cats or Dogs.
If you are looking for someone who will: Go crazy because they are so delighted to see you. Sit by you to watch a soppy film when football is on the other side. Be happy to go out with you at any time. Eat everything you prepare with no mention of “Mum used to make it better.” Never insist on the sports page before you even see the paper. Not care whether you are old, young, fat, thin, attractive or not. Always listen attentively, and love you with unending devotion… GET A DOG On the other hand, if you want…
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The Lives of Dogs and Cats
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TEN THINGS DOGS DON’T UNDERSTAND
It’s not big and it’s not clever to practice your barking at 4am. If Master glances at his watch and stands up, it doesn’t have to mean walkies. Every tin does not contain dog food. The cat is allowed in the house too. Wet, muddy dogs are not allowed on the furniture. It isn’t polite to leave your dinner so that you’re not too full to beg what you can from Master’s dinner first. Barking at people as an afterthought when they’ve been in the house for half an hour is very stupid. Just because someone is eating doesn’t mean…
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More humour from your pets.
A DOGGY DICTIONARY ‘NO’ Means, if you give them ‘that look’, put your head on one side and make a cute noise, you can do it. ‘LEAD’ Is a length of leather or chain than lets you take your owners where you want to go. ‘DEAFNESS’ A malady that affects you if told to do something you don’t like. ‘SIT’ or ‘SHAKE PAW’ has the same meaning. Play thick for a while, and then you will be well rewarded when complying with the words. ‘DOG BED’ Is anything extremely comfortable that you can get away with lying on. ‘STAY’ Means…
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How your Four Legged Friends React to Burglars
Shi-tzu “Oh Daarling. Just get on with it, but please do it quietly and don’t disturb my beauty sleep. Border Collie Into that corner, now, over there. Stay in line. DO AS YOU’RE TOLD!” Rottweiler “Oh yes. Come on in. Make my day punk.” Labrador Are you going to play with me? Are you, huh? Will you? Will you, huh? Will you??! Hound Dog ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Pointer “I see a burglar, look, he’s there. Look! There, right there!” Greyhound “If he doesn’t have floppy ears, and isn’t running, what’s the point of chasing him?” Poodle “You’d better not ruffle my new…
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10 things to know about your Cat
1) An Aquarium makes a perfect interactive Playstation game for your cat. 2) Cats always know exactly how you are feeling. They don’t care, but they know. 3) A cat’s wisdom is far superior to that of any ancient Philosopher, and they have been worshipped for just as long. 4) Cats know from instinct exactly what time their owners want to wake up. They wake them up about an hour sooner. 5) If something is on the floor, it’s a cat toy. If it looks suitable but isn’t on the floor yet, it soon will be. 6) Though some people…
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Here is some light entertainment for those who share their lives with dogs.
10 Truths That All Men Could Learn From Dogs: 1) A little loyalty goes a long way. 2) No matter what kind of day you’ve had, let loved ones know you care. 3) If she thinks you’re cute, you’re much more likely to get your own way. 4) Don’t turn your nose up at any food she puts in front of you, or you may end up fending for yourself. 5) If she says “No”, she means “No”. 6) Whatever you do, NEVER show her up in company. 7) Give her attention and loving looks, even if the football is…
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TEN THINGS A CAT THINKS ABOUT
1) Before I decide to live here for a while, do you know how to use a tin opener? 2) Why put a stupid bell around my neck if you aren’t going to come running to see what I want when I ring it? 3) Why do kids have to keep trying to test the ‘always lands on four paws’ theory? 4) What are people I don’t know doing in my house? 5) Do humans really think that they achieve anything by waving their hands about and making strange noises with their mouths? 6) Dogs serve humans, humans serve cats,…
