Category: Humour

What Do Cat’s Love?

What Do Cat’s Love?

1) The best food money can buy. Tomorrow it won’t be good enough, but today it will do. 2) Toys. The type that try to run away and take some time to ‘break’ and stay still… 3) Being master of their own destiny and only venturing out via the catflap when they feel like it. 4) Their favourite places to lounge, sleep and preen. Punishing you if you even consider going near it. 5) Their importance as a Super-Being never being questioned. 6) Sleeping all day if they feel like it. Do NOT disturb them. 7) Treats of the most…

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Emily and the Enchanted Wood

Emily and the Enchanted Wood

Emily lives in the quiet village of Oak Haven with her Mum, Dad and her lovely dog, Toby. Her life is a happy and peaceful one, but there is more to Emily than meets the eye. The young girl has a very strong connection with animals, one that becomes even more apparent when she enters the wood that lies just outside the village. Strange things happen in the wood, and Emily isn’t convinced whether the wood has magical powers, or even if she herself has special abilities. Whatever the reason, life is never quite the same when she is there….

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What Do Dog’s Love?

What Do Dog’s Love?

What Do Dog’s Love? 1) Food. Any food. Their nose in a dish. Eating. Anything… 2) Fun, games, toys. Anything that gives them attention from you. Especially toys. 3) Walkies! Any time or weather. Sniffing at everything they pass. 4) Choosing their favourite furniture, and roughing it up a bit so it feels like it belongs. 5) Staring at you. Sometimes with no reason at all, but mainly if you appear to be eating anything. 6) Sleeping in a favourite spot with one ear up so they don’t miss anything. 7) Treats. Even if they have to pretend to learn…

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A Cowboy’s Tall Tales

A Cowboy’s Tall Tales

Gary Winstead, the youngest of eleven children, was born in 1948 and grew up in Pontiac, Illinois, an obscure farm town in the middle of the Illinois Farm Belt. At the age of eighteen, he joined the United States Marine Corps and served for four years, rising to the rank of Corporal (E-4), before earning his honourable discharge. He went on to receive a bachelor’s degree in physical education, a Master’s in educational administration from California State University, Fullerton, and a PhD in Veterinary Science. He was married to Faye, the love of his life, for forty-five years, and has…

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Are You a Cat Person?

Are You a Cat Person?

1) Do you want a pet who needs little attention? 2) Are you happy to point out the catflap if he wants to go out? 3) If he has special places to sit or sleep, do you ensure they’re always free for his use? 4) He doesn’t really respond to any name, but you give him a godlike one anyway. 5) If he gives you ‘that look’, you run for cover. 6) He keeps himself impeccably clean. You just have to move his hairballs. 7) He never does anything wrong. You are wrong to believe he has. 8) You can…

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Are You A Dog Person?

Are You A Dog Person?

1) Do you want to pat, cuddle and play with your pet? 2) Are you a person who enjoys long walks while throwing sticks to be retrieved? 3) No matter your intention, the dog soon lives on your furniture and bed. 4) He might begin with a masterful name, but it soon becomes ‘Sweetie’, ‘Ouchy Coochie’ ‘Babykins’ or the like. He doesn’t mind. 5) When he gives you ‘that look’, your heart melts. 6) He might smell a bit ‘doggie’ but it’s a smell you couldn’t live without. 7) No matter what he does wrong, his sorrowful look lets him…

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Bunky and Lulu ebook

Bunky and Lulu ebook

Available in Paperback and on Kindle. After growing bored with retirement from the circus, Bunky and Lulu look for jobs together.Warning: Elephants should not serve ice cream! Come join their adventure as they find their best place to use such unique talents. Buy here on Amazon

Book Covers to Color

Book Covers to Color

We have coloring pages based on each of our books free to download from a link on the Freebies page of our website. Check them out here Here is one of them to start you off!

A Spade and a Bottle of Port by Tam Meijer

A Spade and a Bottle of Port by Tam Meijer

Grace realizes hiding your husband’s body in the backyard is one thing, to ensure it remains hidden is a whole different matter. Add to that a line-up of mistresses looking for their lover-slash-Grace’s cheating-ass husband, a wedding reception, a mother with a fondness for smoking herbal cigarettes, and the task seems almost impossible. Luckily, she can count on Nat and Debs, her two best friends, to help out. But even with creative thinking and seizing opportunities when they present themselves, can Grace get away with murder?A funny, light-hearted, and somewhat outrageous story about the struggles in relationships and the strength…

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