If your truthful answer to at least half of these questions is ‘Yes’, then you are definitely wrapped around their little claw…

1) If your cat takes an instant dislike to someone, do you decide that person is not nice to know?

2) Do you have no room for your own food in the fridge because of all the cans of rejected cat-food?

3) Do you think the way the cat stretches as they sharpen their claws on your furniture is really cute?

4) Do you put your coat on to try to keep warm as you stand with the door open while the cat decides if they want to be in or out?

5) Would you miss your favourite programme if the cat was happily asleep on the remote control?

6) Do you argue with the neighbours that the cat is just trying to be friendly with their dog who the cat terrorises from dawn to dusk?

7) When the cat throws up hairballs on your favourite chair, do you just hope he is feeling better now?

8) When your cat brings home a mangled, dripping quivering lump of fur, do you think how sweet to want to bring you a prezzy?

9) If the cat is sleeping comfortable in the middle of your bed at night, do you squash in on the edge so not to disturb him?

10) If you wake up because the cat is asleep on your head, do you stay still so not to waken him?