Shi-tzu

“Oh Daarling. Just get on with it, but please do it quietly and don’t disturb my beauty sleep.

Border Collie

Into that corner,  now, over there. Stay in line. DO AS YOU’RE TOLD!”

Rottweiler

“Oh yes. Come on in. Make my day punk.”

Labrador

Are you going to play with me? Are you, huh? Will you? Will you, huh? Will you??!

Hound Dog

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Pointer

“I see a burglar, look, he’s there. Look! There, right there!”

Greyhound

“If he doesn’t have floppy ears, and isn’t running, what’s the point of chasing him?”

Poodle

“You’d better not ruffle my new hair-do, you nasty man.”

Pug

“Just as soon as I catch my breath, I’ll bark again.”

Cocker Spaniel

“I can pee on the carpet now and blame him…”