Interested in a guide to help you recognise the zodiac sign of all drivers?
ARIES
Speeding red sports car passing all lines of traffic to lead the way.
TAURUS
Stubbornly determined driver in a sensible car ensuring no-one can pass but refusing to go any faster.
GEMINI
Driver gesturing with both hands in the air, both feet on the accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in the back seat .
CANCER
Moody driver snapping at kids in the back, wishing they could be a million miles away somewhere peaceful.
LEO
Egotistical driver checking hair, face, gorgeousness in the mirror as they drive an expensive car.
VIRGO
Driving very carefully and precisely, but still able to clean the dashboard at the same time.
LIBRA
Sitting next to an attractive partner, eating sweets, and trying to decide which lane they should be in.
SCORPIO
One hand on wheel, one finger in a raised position out of the window, vengeful expression.
SAGITTARIUS
Driver wondering how they could possibly have offended the other driver by pointing and laughing at their old Banger while they whizzed past.
CAPRICORN
Driving and talking business on a (hands free) mobile at the same time, both sensibly and seriously.
AQUARIUS
Driving a psychedelic car full of drinking friends, casually swinging from lane to lane.
PISCES
Hands over eyes, both feet on brake, hoping that if they don’t see the problem/traffic jam/crash, it may go away.
DRIVE CAREFULLY!