For Dog Lovers Everywhere. Just Who Owns Who? 

          If your truthful answer to at least half of these questions is ‘Yes’, then you are definitely under the paw…

1) Do you believe there is no such thing as a naughty dog, but only bad owners?

2) If your dog gets to your favourite chair first, will you sit somewhere else? (even if that means the floor).

3) Do you think nothing of kissing your dog on the lips even though you know how they spend much of their time?

4) Can you honestly say that your life really would not have the same meaning without your dog?

5) Do you make sure that he or she is well snuggled up with their favourite toy at bedtime?

6) Do you carry pictures of your dog about with you to show to anyone who will look?

7) When friends call you on the phone, do you let your dog slobber all over the mouthpiece to ‘say hello’ to them?

8) When you play ‘Go Fetch’, are you usually the one who goes to fetch?

9) If you feel cold, do you find something warm to put over your dog?

10) Do you talk to your dog about almost anything? Worse still, do they

sometimes answer you?