Would you like to look inside our author’s books to see if you might like to read them? Here is an example for you. You will find more on our website in ‘featured books’. This one would make a lovely Christmas present to study then explore the wonders of nature in Spring! www.crimsoncloakpublishing.com
10 Reasons to own a Cat as a pet rather than a Dog 1) You’ll never have need of a “Beware of the Cat” sign. 2) Cats purr all over you. Dogs drool all over you. 3) A cat may stick its nose in the air, but a dog will stick its nose in your privates. 4) Cats always land on their feet. Dogs won’t even let you throw them. 5) Cats rub themselves against your leg in affection. Dogs do it because they feel horny. 6) Cats bury their own crap. Dogs dig up others. 7) Cats use a…
More funny moments provided by our furry friends. If dogs could talk… OH, it’s the postie! Bad man, puts things through my door! Must protect the house… Is it time for Walkies? Is it, Is it? Need to bark again! People are walking past MY family home! I must pee, really, I need to pee. Take me out or I’ll have to do it here! Are you proud of me, eh, eh, are you? You’re not mad at me are you? I’ve been good! I’m always good! If cats could talk… Oh The sheer indignity of my life …
Light entertainment from your favourite pets… 10 things you can learn from your Dog 1) If you can cultivate the right stare and whining sound it will get you anything you want, though it might take time. 2) Be yourself. Trying to be something else never works. 3) Never forget the importance of daytime naps. 4) Don’t lose track of where you are, or how to get home. A trail of pee usually does the trick. 5) Only bite if you are absolutely sure a growl won’t suffice. 6) Always give others a friendly welcome, but try not to knock…
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