Funny Facts
Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different.
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, don’t wait for the prince.
When life shuts a door, just open it again. It’s a door…that’s what they do.
If you’re tired of following your dreams, just check where they’re going and follow them when you have more time.
Some lipsticks contain fish scales…Maybe fish like lipstick…
Changing negative thoughts to positive ones leads to positive results!
If you lose your footing, make it look like part of the dance you are now performing…
It’s either me or my home. It’s impossible for us both to look our best at the same time.
This is your new day. Don’t ever waste one. Each is too precious.
In the course of an average lifetime, while sleeping you might eat around 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders. Or more. Not sure if I’ll ever sleep again…