TEN THINGS DOGS DON’T UNDERSTAND
- It’s not big and it’s not clever to practice your barking at 4am.
- If Master glances at his watch and stands up, it doesn’t have to mean walkies.
- Every tin does not contain dog food.
- The cat is allowed in the house too.
- Wet, muddy dogs are not allowed on the furniture.
- It isn’t polite to leave your dinner so that you’re not too full to beg what you can from Master’s dinner first.
- Barking at people as an afterthought when they’ve been in the house for half an hour is very stupid.
- Just because someone is eating doesn’t mean that you should be too.
- It’s silly to chase the ball before you actually SEE it leave Master’s hand.
- Grandma does not need backing into the corner and guarding.
