1) The best food money can buy. Tomorrow it won’t be good enough, but today it will do.

2) Toys. The type that try to run away and take some time to ‘break’ and stay still…

3) Being master of their own destiny and only venturing out via the catflap when they feel like it.

4) Their favourite places to lounge, sleep and preen. Punishing you if you even consider going near it.

5) Their importance as a Super-Being never being questioned.

6) Sleeping all day if they feel like it. Do NOT disturb them.

7) Treats of the most expensive kind. Don’t even wonder if you might be able to get them to perform tricks for them. You could lose a hand in the process. Clear now?

8) Checking if any neighbours are catless and have nice tidbits and comfortable places to make home.

9) Plenty of slaves at their beck and call.

10) The main answer will always be themselves.