ARIES: Does everyone know how important today is? It should be top priority. MY Birthday is a very Special day cos’ I’m a very Special person…

TAURUS: No one is going to get me to do anything I don’t want to do today. At least there’ll be lots of food and booze to indulge in though…

GEMINI: Being the ‘Twins’ means I should get double the presents, cards, goodies, parties. Any wrong doing isn’t me either. It’s my ‘Bad’ twin.

CANCER: If anyone forgets that this is my Birthday, I’ll be in such a mood. I’ll sulk like no one has ever sulked before…

LEO: Everyone look at me in my favourite position of centre stage! I’m very proud to say that this is MY Birthday! Aren’t I wonderful!

VIRGO: All these cards make my house look really cluttered, and no matter how carefully you open presents, they still make a mess with the wrapping paper…

LIBRA: All those cakes, chocs, sweet things, parties and Birthday kisses. Oh boy, I just love Birthday!

SCORPIO: Don’t even think of asking me how old I am. I certainly won’t tell you, and I’ll never forget that you tried to embarrass me by asking…

SAGITTARIUS: My age? Hey, I’m a Peter Pan! Anyway, I’ll never be as old as you. You’re younger? No! You certainly don’t look it. What’s wrong?

CAPRICORN: Birthday’s are just too frivolous. Don’t waste money on any senseless presents and cards. I’ll be much happier with the cash…

AQUARIUS: Way out man! It’s my Birthday. I’ll be having a huge party with all my friends, and we’ll get really spaced out as we plan the revolution…

PISCES: Maybe today is the day that all my dreams will come true, and I’ll be whisked off into a new life of luxury and romance…